i may be lonely and sad and in completely desbelief of love for myself at all senses of the word, but some part inside of me still wants it to happen, to someone, somewhere
Keep in mind, it’s not a batam chicken, it has some birth defect that makes it smaller than an average small chicken, we think. I don’t know. We didn’t expect this.
This is Cicero.
We thought Cicero was a rooster, mostly from fear of him being a hen and trying to lay an egg, only to end up egg bound.
Well, today we learned that Cicero the Rooster is actually Cicero the Hen.
AND LOOK
AT WHAT
SHE LAID
A TINY EGG.
I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.
IF WE HATCH IT WOULD A TINIER CHICKEN BE HATCHED??
WILL IT CONTINUE UNTIL WE HAVE THE SMALLEST CHICKEN IN THE WORLD??
WHY DID MY SISTER NAME THE CHICKEN AFTER HER MATH TEACHER??
WHAT IS GOING ON???????
THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES IM LAUGHINGWJSJKD
Frank: you’re so fucking hot, Gerard. You’ve got the nicest ass…
Gerard: haha thanks omg ur such a good friend
Frank:
Frank: *cries in gay* no
Small brain: This dog loves me.
Big brain: This dog cannot love me but has a social bond with me because I provide for their needs. I only project the human emotion of love upon it.
Galaxy brain: This dog loves me because ‘human love’ is also a social bond between animals that develops from shared need and experience. We imagine it is unique or spiritual but it is only the same chemicals and electricity that exists in a dog. The dog feels as the dog does. That humans ascribe words or meaning to it does not elevate it or make it more real.
